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ALEXX EKUBO reveals the type of #GOAT 馃悙 his friends are

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Reposted from @alexxekubo聽 – My 2 Besties have been away for a while, Black Goat is in America doing omugwo, white Goat is in the east playing Ogbakiri in epic movie, I鈥檓 just here alone, (pls it鈥檚 important to note that when i call them Goat, i don鈥檛 mean Greatest Of All times, i mean Goat asin ASUN 馃檮) I don鈥檛 know what to do with myself. If you want to be my bestie now is the time. VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!! APPLY WITHIN & WIN A CAMARO 馃帀

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Man Calls Out Nigerian Caterers for using a dishing spoon too small for comfort at public events

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Credit to from @ticokitchen – This guy made my day eh @omahs.foodgallery this for sending this to me 鉂わ笍

Have watched this clip like 20 times and I laughed so hard all through …….Infact I am exalted from laughing馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 My son have been checking up on me if I am okay each time he hears me laughing 馃槅馃槀.This is so hilarious eh .

 

But who invented this spoon sef really 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀I know it鈥檚 Lagos people 馃弮馃徑鈥嶁檧锔忦煆凁煆解嶁檧锔忦煆凁煆解嶁檧锔忦煆凁煆解嶁檧锔忦煆凁煆解嶁檧锔忦煆凁煆解嶁檧锔忦煆凁煆解嶁檧锔 @forevercfr This spoon cannot leave this country oooo 馃槀

 

#justforlaughs #ticokitchen – #regrann

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Fans weirded out by Iman Shumpert’s outfit to his Mother in-law’s 46th Birthday party

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For her mother’s 46th birthday that was an Essie’s 60s house party theme, Teyana seems to have deliberately forced her husband to make it a show time, as he was forced by her to put in n the most 60s outfit that has fans fedlign some kind of way. Still proud of her VB capability, Teyana is announcing to fans just how the way achieved. Poor Iman… 馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ

Credit to from @teyanataylor – 馃槱馃槱馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 Iman was so mad at these shorts I made him wear for @nikkitaylor1234 aka Essie鈥檚 60鈥檚 house party I personally liked them 馃槒lmfaoooo but Yo we had so much funnnnnnnn celebrating my mom over the weekend!! Everybody came, showed out with the outfits & and had a great time!! Happy bday mommyyyyyyy we love youuuuuu! 馃摳: @justxfred

Credit to from @nikkitaylor1234 (@get_regrann) – Ok, now the clock has struck 12am and it鈥檚 OFFICIALLY my BIRTHDAY!!!! Thanking God for Blessing me with another year of life!!!! S/B: I DO NOT smoke at all!! It just fit the party theme, definitely a prop lol #birthday #blessed #happy #funtimes #essies60shouseparty #iwouldhavebeendopeinthe60s馃槒 8/19 #leoseason #augustbaby #yungog #45plus1 馃摳馃摳 @justxfred – #regrann

Credit to from @teyanataylor (@get_regrann) – SCREAMINGGGGG Happy birthday to my favorite lady in the whole wide world @nikkitaylor1234 I love you! Forever my heart, forever my world, forever my lady鉂わ笍 P.S. mom does not smoke… it鈥檚 just a vintage cig for her 60鈥檚 themed party! Lol 馃摳: @justxfred – #regrann

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Savage: Borno State government donates Sambisa Forest for #RUGA .

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The Borno State government has donated some part of Sambisa forest for the controversial Rural Grazing Area (RUGA) program, Thisday reports.

According to governor of the state, Prof. Babagana Umara, the donation is to 鈥渆ncourage farming and herding activities across the state.鈥 .

He also said that his government would deploy an Emergency Rapid Response Team (ERRT), comprising of security personnel, 500 troops and hunters that know the terrain of the forest, to protect commuters and rural dwellers against Boko Haram insurgents and bandits, .

He said: 鈥淭his administration is determined to strengthen the security architecture to encourage farming and herding activities across the state. .

We鈥檙e also distributing 80 patrol vehicles to the response team so that farmers, herders and commuters could move as well as travel within a radius of 30-40 kilometres of Maiduguri metropolis.

About 75 trained agro rangers and 300 hunters will also be mobilised next week to enable farmers cultivate their farmlands that were prevented by terrorists鈥 activities. .

The state government is determined to address the root causes of insurgency through improved security; fight against drug abuse and enhance food security with increased job creation among unemployed youths.鈥 – #regrann

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Breaking: Twitter takes a break for users to get their priorities right

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With Twitter just returning minutes ago, a shut down that has taken its obsessive users by surprise, while they wonder what else life holds for them in this big old world called earth.

While a significant boredom has occurred to an offline botton staff in the twitter office at Boston Massachussetts ( I don’t think聽 that is where the twitter office is), leaving the obsessive fans in a state of livelessness.

Those who were too obesseased were the first to notice the problem, but it show opened the eyes of some people to see that their cats have lice, and that their flowers pots were full of grasses.

With Twitter not given enough time for all these to be fixed by its fans before it returned,聽 I’m wondering why the head even rushed to get it back on. Could they head have been hacked?

Some people cleaned their toilet, became ” worker of the month “, all because they had no twitter to distract them. Some made babies,while聽 others just did some things not worth mentoning whenever you don’t have a Marley attire on.

So what did you do when twitter was down? You watched the #bigbrothernaija聽 housemates while they chilled. You cooked?聽 You worked out? You called your significant other or even your parents? Did you master your ‘man to hand relations’.

Chrissy Teigen a mother of two, and wife to John legend,,was one of the people who made the heartbrwaking discovery.

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Clueless Femi Fani Kayode fights dirty with church of satan twitter handle

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You know how you just have beef with only one person and in the middle of roasting that person, someone you had forgotten you mentioned in the fight comes up and buys the fight from the other person and let’s you have it in a very genuine way? Well that’s what’s happening to Femi Fani Kayode who was simply calling out former NYPD cop he said was named Linda Fairstein, which was in relation with the central park men who weer said to have been wrongly convicted.

He said she is a racist, a witch and a member of the #churchofsatan. Now instead of simply hash tagging or even just writing out their name, he went ahead to @ at them, and got just what he was looking for. The rest is not history, because it is so funny to read the conversation between them. Take your time to read it below. Picture is from instablog..

 

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Actor Alexx Ekubo explains the reason why he is yet to settle down.

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According to Nollywood actor a.k.a Johnny has care fully lisTed out his problems and hindrance when it comes to tieing the knot in Nigeria.

According to him, his idea and image of a wedding in Nigeria means inviting 500 guests,聽 and only 38 people make it to church, while 1078 make it to the wedding reception, bringing only 18 gifts, and 70 envelopes and consume a total of 1092 plates of meal.

Meanwhile 20 phones, 300 spoons, 10 cake knives, one photographer’s camera will be missing, cans of beer, bottles of wine and whisky will equally be gone, kidnap of two guests because girlfriends will be gone with strangers they just met, people will be looking for their boyfriends who have unofficially met new bae, gifts missing, fighting scenes, chaise broken, 5 tables and 3 curtain as well.

He posted the write up while adding the caption below.

from @alexxekubo – This is what is holding me from getting Married, i don鈥檛 want pple to loose their things & their loved ones…i Care too much馃槱馃槱馃槱 – #obyorijiblog

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An American family once asked me if I got my tribal marks from fighting lions 鈥 Prof Iyanda

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Prof Olukunle Iyanda is the President of the Nigerian Institute of Management and a former Rector of the Polytechnic of Ibadan. He shares some of his life鈥檚 experiences with Ademola Olonilua

How would you describe your early years in Ibadan?

I spent the first eight years of my life in a village in Ibadan called Akinlade in Ona Ara Local Government. It was a village without a road and school, so the school I attended while I was there was about a kilometre away. The school was St. Johns School and I went there for three years before I was transferred to St. Peters School, which was in Ibadan town.

You travelled to the United States for your master鈥檚 degree, how was the experience especially with your tribal marks?

As for my tribal marks, nobody took notice of it and I was hardly aware of the fact that I had tribal marks. I do not think anybody noticed until I went to Iowa. The United States Agency for International Development had a policy that all their students should be sent across the US in December to live with American families and interact. I was a guest of a family in Iowa and they were the first to ask me what the marks represented. The myth at the time was that Africans lived with lions, so they were asking me if I fought with lions to have the marks. I told them that it was a mark that was peculiar to my place of birth but the custom has since died. My father stopped marking his children鈥檚 cheeks from 1948, so those that were born after me did not have tribal marks.

For more visit>>>punchng.com – #obyorijiblog – #regrann

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Pregnancy prank: Justin Bieber reacts after getting called out for his choice of April Fools Prank.

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from @justinbieber – Wait omg is that a,,, APRIL FOOLS – #obyorijiblog

from @justinbieber – There鈥檚 always gonna be people offended, there鈥檚 also people who don鈥檛 take jokes very well, I am a prankster and it was APRIL FOOLS.

 

I didn鈥檛 at all mean to be insensitive to people who can鈥檛 have children. A lot of people I know, their first go to prank on April fools is telling their parents they are pregnant to get a big reaction. But I will apologize anyway and take responsibility and say sorry to people who were offended. I truly don鈥檛 want anyone to be hurt by a prank.. it鈥檚 like when I shoved cake in my little sisters face for her birthday expecting her to laugh but she cried.

 

You sometimes just don鈥檛 know what will hurt someone鈥檚 feelings not to compare pregnancy with cake in the face but it鈥檚 just to paint the picture of not knowing what will offend. Some might have laughed but some were offended .. I think With pranks u sometimes have to roll that dice. #prankster #dennisthemenace #sorry #truly – #obyorijiblog –

 

 

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Savage: 50cent trademarks adamant debtor’s diss track song title, to stop her from making money off it.

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If you have been following 50 Cent on his social media, you would have noticed the consistent call out done on his page against a female colleague known as聽聽 Teairra Mari, who is said to have been owing him an amount that 50 has refused to let go.

The rapper and businessman was said to have taken his debtor to court for the聽 amount being owed to him. He also was in favour of the court judgement as the lady has been be the court to pay back the money.

 

But instead of the payment, she went ahead to make a diss track about 50,聽 with the title “I ain’t got it” which means that she didn’t have the money to pay him, or she has it, but not willing to pay. According to history, 50 has pulled this same stunt on his baby mama during a child support case. He filed a suspicious bankruptcy after he was asked to pay up. Now, it Seems the lady in question is trying to pay him back in his own coin, but he was a smarter human too.

50cent however responded savagely by trademarking the song title, so that the lady will be stopped from making money off that diss track. In the recent world of Internet and social media, 50cent is declared a bad ass for pulling such a savage stunt on the lady who had refused to pay up.

 

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Milkyway: Jessica Simpson shares what success means to her at this point of her life.

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The funny but true statement from the actress, who is happily going round the new mom circle for the third time, has gotten mothers who can relate with the milky way blessings.

She is said to have gotten a whole whopping 150ml of milked from her mummy gland, and felt the need to be grateful for the gift.

After welcoming her third child and second son only a month ago, after going through the intensity of pregnancy and various health challenges, she is happy to have this gift.

She has been incredibly open about her pregnancy challenges even when she posted.

Reposted from @jessicasimpson – After a week in the hospital for bronchitis (my fourth time in 2 months), I鈥檓 finally home!聽聽Coughing with Birdie has been a crazy painful journey. I am slowly getting healthier every day. Baby girl was monitored and is doing amazing! 馃檹馃徏 I am on my way to healthy and counting down the days to see her sweet smile. Sending love and prayers to all the mothers who are going or have gone through this. OUCH – #obyorijiblog

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Miley Cyrus Hemsworth rejoins Twitter after her dramatic exit years back.

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Miley is about to grow her network, networth and fans, after realising that it was insignificant to leave twitter and go thrive on Instagram.

She has finally gone back to join the fun social media after leaving with a dramatic song years back to explain to her fans the essence of it.

If she thought she left to teach a moral lesson to her fans as of then, and ended up doing all those thing she did with her songs then, the whole aim was in fact unnecessary since she is not the Hannah Montana . She posted these pictures and videos to make the announcement with these caption that read:

Reposted from @mileycyrus – The rumors are true …. #ImBackOnTwitter @twitter #MILEYONTWITTER – #obyorijiblog

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Confusing moment two Unforgiving Nigerian men destroyed eachother’s cars in traffic.

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They say even you see people going about their normal life, that they are not in anyway normal if only you can touch them in a way that will cause them to snap.

Imagine this two strangers being so mad at eachother on a first encounter, like they are the cause of their problems.

Right in聽 the middle of the road, this two didn’t consider who could be watching them take things you the next level, they started destroying each others cars with any weapon they can find. This happened in Lekki Epe expressway.

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For #Internationalwomensday Miley Cyrus takes a jab at Donald Trump

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Miley Cyrus is highly in a good spirit for international women’s Day. The 26 year old wife to Liam Hemsworth is having yet another clear and direct jab at President Donald Trump for ever attempting to grab females by their Center of gravity.

The singer and actress posted on her insta story, right after wishing all the women of this world and internationalswomenday, she advised then to grab their p鈧$$楼 before the president tries to.

Miley will always be Miley I tell you.

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Funny: A non swimming thief in need of life guard after jumping into the lagoon as he snatches a phone

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When they said 99 days for the thief and one day for the owner, this was the man they meant.

You are a thief who can’t swim, yet you decide to work in the water body area, and decide to use the water as your mode of transportation.

Such craziness is only orchestrated by the big strong karma.

Reposted from @instablog9ja – Thief jumps into the lagoon after snatching phone from a passenger in Lagos traffic – #obyorijiblog – #regrann

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Newly singled Diddy (Single Puff) spends his stressless Valentine with the good ol’ CIROC

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Reposted from @diddy – #ad This is #SinglePuff checking in to wish everyone a Happy Valentines Day. I dropped a playlist for you all to enjoy. Available on @tidal now. Love you all 鉂わ笍 – #obyorijiblog – #regrann

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