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After #Barbados removed #QueenElizabeth as head of state, #Twitter users are now pushing for #Rihanna to be made the #Primeminister

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These Twitter users are already feeling like a.coimtry or even a community strong enough to make a decision and have it come to pass. How they are suddenly pushing for Rihanna to be made the prime minister of Barbados after Queen Elizabeth II was dropped is just typical of them.

Well we have learnt to never say never when it comes to this year and unexpected things that are happening. I’m here trying to imagine Riri as the prime minister. She will be a savage beast on in there.

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#Savage : #Comedian #TrevorNoah puts out full page Ad for #Trump in several papers

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Trevor is in a good mood, and he topping it with some cash while poking at the big boy Trump. According to news making headline the South African born US residing Comedian is taking his jokes to the papers as he advertises himself and his associates as the best group that can assist President Trump get out of his predicament. How comforting. I hope Trump takes advantage of the offer cos it doesn’t last forever.

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#DJCuppy proves that #Success is the best #revenge as she shares thirsty #message from her #Ex

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#BokoHaram attack on Zulum a #proof we’re all #Vulnerable -Govs.

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The Nigeria Governors Forum has said the attack on the convoy of the Borno State Governor, Babagana Zulum, by persons suspected to be Boko Haram terrorists, was proof that governors are also vulnerable. . The forum also decried the worsening security situation across the country “despite government efforts” to curb it. . Chairman of the forum, Ekiti State Governor, Kayode Fayemi, said this in a statement titled: “NGF Expresses Solidarity with Governor Zulum and Borno State,” which he signed and made available to the media, in Abuja, on Monday. . He expressed gratitude to God for sparing the life of the Borno State Governor, Babagana Zulum and members of his team who were attacked by Boko Haram terrorists in Borno last week. . The statement read, “On behalf of the 36 State Governors of the Federal Republic of Nigeria under the platform of the NGF, I write to express our solidarity with you and the people of Borno State, following the attack last Wednesday, by gunmen suspected to be members of the Boko Haram sect. . “This is one unwarranted attack too many. It epitomizes our collective vulnerability and the fragility of the country’s security architecture. . “Although you emerged from this incident unscathed, we note with regret the injuries sustained by two members of the Civilian Joint Task Force and a Police Officer attached to your convoy and do accordingly pray for their quick recovery. . “Mr. Governor, Forum members are resolutely behind you in your effort to rid Borno State of these dastardly and wicked agents of evil. . “We are appalled by the worsening security situation in the country generally, in-spite of all the efforts of the government to end it. . “On our part, the NEC Sub-Committee on Security will be meeting tomorrow and rising from the resolutions thereof soon dialogue with Mr. President and the nation’s Security Chiefs to discuss this worrisome and rapidly degenerating situation.” — Follow us for breaking news and videos. — #Zulum #bokoharam #governors #insecurity #punchnewspapers

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Click the Link below to watch the attack..

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#Abacha never #stole from #Nigeria — Widow Maryam

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The Chairman of the Presidential Advisory Committee Against Corruption, Prof Itse Sagay (SAN), says he is shocked by the claim that the late military dictator, Gen. Sani Abacha, did not steal from Nigeria’s treasury and stashed the money away in foreign accounts. . Despite a series of recoveries of funds said to have been looted by Abacha’s regime, his wife, Maryam, has insisted that her husband did not steal. . “What is this amount of money after 22 years? You say, ‘Oh! We have found this amount of money and we’re bringing it back! It is a shame to tell lies on a dead man! It is a shame to tell lies on your leader,” Maryam said recently. . But in an interview with The PUNCH, PACAC Chairman, Sagay, said he was shocked that anyone could claim that Abacha did not loot the nation’s treasury. . Sagay wondered if all the funds recovered from foreign lands were proceeds from Abacha’s foreign estate. . He said, “All the funds being recovered, are they part of his (Abacha’s) salary or private estate? What else are you going to call it other than looting public funds? I don’t understand that argument and I didn’t think that anybody could be arguing that way. I’m shocked to hear that. Where did the money come from? From a private business?” —- Follow us for breaking news and videos. —- #itsesagay #publicfunds #looting #abachaloot #maryamabacha #punchnewspapers

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#Comedienne #RealWarripikin shares her experience with an enthusiastic #Nigerian #designer

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Shut Down #BBNaija now or I will do so with my #spiritual capabilities — #Nigerian Man Warns FG

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Another day another drama. So this man claims to have all these spiritual powers and he couldn’t help stop the spread of Covid19, instead it is to stop Big brother show from continuing. I hope he enjoys his 15 minutes of fame. Funny people.

He is definitely from the clan of that former one, The Indaboski. That one too came and saw and went away calmly.

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#Dramatic #Corruption : #NDDC MD #DanielPondei takes a slump during intense interrogated by House of Reps. Members

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Do you know what the word funny means? We’ll watch this video and understand the actually definition of the word. While you have dug your hands into the national treasure and funds placed under your care, thinking you won’t be caught or held accountable for it, only to realize that you have been summoned by the house of representative to give account of the money you have so selfishly squandered out of the usual Nigerian pandemic Called ” The intense case of Corruption”.

You show up for the interrogation hoping that someone somehow will not be transparent enough to ask you questions that you have nothing to answer. But then when you show up, they got you with the questions you didn’t want to hear, and now you are left with no other option than to fake a faint/slump/collapse. Let’s all take a short laugh together Dear Nigerians and all those who are not Nigerians.

He won’t be the first or the last man to assume that faking a health issue will help him escape from the wrath of the law. Funny Man. That Uncle is as healthy as a Horse, but trust him to have a Doctor at his disposal to back up this show of shame with a medical report. If I get a dollar for Everytime a Nigerian public figure tries this tactics to get out of punishment.

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. . Acting Managing Director of the Niger Delta Development Commission, Daniel Pondei, appeared to faint as the House of Representatives committee on NDDC grilled him on Monday. The committee is in its fourth day of public hearing as it investigates alleged financial misappropriation at the agency. Pondei had been grilled for over an hour and when he slowly slumped over his desk, appearing too faint. Once he was spotted, several people present at the hearing rushed to his aid, propping him up and attempting to stabilise him, with the proceedings halted. He then appeared to be in a seizure with a man, holding open his mouth as others held him upright. After he appeared to regain and lose composure intermittently, he was moved out of the session. The development led to a brief discussion about the next step to take. A move to have the session adjourned was shouted before the Deputy Chairman of the Committee called for a 30-minute recess. Lawmakers investigating corruption allegations in the NDDC had on Friday summoned Pondei and the Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Senator Godswill Akpabio, to appear before them today (Monday) as the country sought to understand how budgetary allocations to the agency had been spent. The controversy had seen strong allegations of corruption traded between the Minister and the former MD of the NDDC, Joi Nunei, who appeared before the lawmakers via Zoom on Friday. Credit: Channelstv

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And wht will the law maker heading the interrogation decide to step down? Was he threatened? was he reminded of something he had done that will be put out if he didn’t end his bid to continue with the interrogation and investigation? Was he bribed? Is he gaining from the corruption surrounding this case? should people and their backgrounds be checked gotta before putting them in charge of judging their corrupt lawmakers to avoid issues like this ? We have questions Nigerians.

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#political #Avengers : Gov. Wike physically rescues Former #NDDC MD Joy Nunieh from Police Siege

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These politicians are becoming even more fun than the entertainers of Nigeria themselves. These guys are forming groups and coming in with performances we can’t ignore.

Apparently after police descended on the former NDDC Managing Director’s house after targeting to arrest her for a while, Gov. Wike swoop in and physically saved the woman from the police. How is this appropriate to either Wike and the police? Apparently he is above the law and can interfer into a police cars because he is a Gov. Nigeria is just a place where the best dramas happen.

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#Savage: Nigerian Immigration Service disperses it’s #bopdaddychallenge female officers to all parts of the Country

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They were said to violated the NIS rules and regulations when they flaunted the uniform and cap in the bop daddy challenge by falz the bad guy. swipe left to watch the video.

Female Olympic Athletes did theirs too. watch below. how cute…

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