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#DJCuppy proves that #Success is the best #revenge as she shares thirsty #message from her #Ex

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#BokoHaram attack on Zulum a #proof we’re all #Vulnerable -Govs.

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The Nigeria Governors Forum has said the attack on the convoy of the Borno State Governor, Babagana Zulum, by persons suspected to be Boko Haram terrorists, was proof that governors are also vulnerable. . The forum also decried the worsening security situation across the country “despite government efforts” to curb it. . Chairman of the forum, Ekiti State Governor, Kayode Fayemi, said this in a statement titled: “NGF Expresses Solidarity with Governor Zulum and Borno State,” which he signed and made available to the media, in Abuja, on Monday. . He expressed gratitude to God for sparing the life of the Borno State Governor, Babagana Zulum and members of his team who were attacked by Boko Haram terrorists in Borno last week. . The statement read, “On behalf of the 36 State Governors of the Federal Republic of Nigeria under the platform of the NGF, I write to express our solidarity with you and the people of Borno State, following the attack last Wednesday, by gunmen suspected to be members of the Boko Haram sect. . “This is one unwarranted attack too many. It epitomizes our collective vulnerability and the fragility of the country’s security architecture. . “Although you emerged from this incident unscathed, we note with regret the injuries sustained by two members of the Civilian Joint Task Force and a Police Officer attached to your convoy and do accordingly pray for their quick recovery. . “Mr. Governor, Forum members are resolutely behind you in your effort to rid Borno State of these dastardly and wicked agents of evil. . “We are appalled by the worsening security situation in the country generally, in-spite of all the efforts of the government to end it. . “On our part, the NEC Sub-Committee on Security will be meeting tomorrow and rising from the resolutions thereof soon dialogue with Mr. President and the nation’s Security Chiefs to discuss this worrisome and rapidly degenerating situation.” — Follow us for breaking news and videos. — #Zulum #bokoharam #governors #insecurity #punchnewspapers

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Click the Link below to watch the attack..

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#Abacha never #stole from #Nigeria — Widow Maryam

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The Chairman of the Presidential Advisory Committee Against Corruption, Prof Itse Sagay (SAN), says he is shocked by the claim that the late military dictator, Gen. Sani Abacha, did not steal from Nigeria’s treasury and stashed the money away in foreign accounts. . Despite a series of recoveries of funds said to have been looted by Abacha’s regime, his wife, Maryam, has insisted that her husband did not steal. . “What is this amount of money after 22 years? You say, ‘Oh! We have found this amount of money and we’re bringing it back! It is a shame to tell lies on a dead man! It is a shame to tell lies on your leader,” Maryam said recently. . But in an interview with The PUNCH, PACAC Chairman, Sagay, said he was shocked that anyone could claim that Abacha did not loot the nation’s treasury. . Sagay wondered if all the funds recovered from foreign lands were proceeds from Abacha’s foreign estate. . He said, “All the funds being recovered, are they part of his (Abacha’s) salary or private estate? What else are you going to call it other than looting public funds? I don’t understand that argument and I didn’t think that anybody could be arguing that way. I’m shocked to hear that. Where did the money come from? From a private business?” —- Follow us for breaking news and videos. —- #itsesagay #publicfunds #looting #abachaloot #maryamabacha #punchnewspapers

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#Comedienne #RealWarripikin shares her experience with an enthusiastic #Nigerian #designer

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Shut Down #BBNaija now or I will do so with my #spiritual capabilities — #Nigerian Man Warns FG

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Another day another drama. So this man claims to have all these spiritual powers and he couldn’t help stop the spread of Covid19, instead it is to stop Big brother show from continuing. I hope he enjoys his 15 minutes of fame. Funny people.

He is definitely from the clan of that former one, The Indaboski. That one too came and saw and went away calmly.

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#Dramatic #Corruption : #NDDC MD #DanielPondei takes a slump during intense interrogated by House of Reps. Members

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Do you know what the word funny means? We’ll watch this video and understand the actually definition of the word. While you have dug your hands into the national treasure and funds placed under your care, thinking you won’t be caught or held accountable for it, only to realize that you have been summoned by the house of representative to give account of the money you have so selfishly squandered out of the usual Nigerian pandemic Called ” The intense case of Corruption”.

You show up for the interrogation hoping that someone somehow will not be transparent enough to ask you questions that you have nothing to answer. But then when you show up, they got you with the questions you didn’t want to hear, and now you are left with no other option than to fake a faint/slump/collapse. Let’s all take a short laugh together Dear Nigerians and all those who are not Nigerians.

He won’t be the first or the last man to assume that faking a health issue will help him escape from the wrath of the law. Funny Man. That Uncle is as healthy as a Horse, but trust him to have a Doctor at his disposal to back up this show of shame with a medical report. If I get a dollar for Everytime a Nigerian public figure tries this tactics to get out of punishment.

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. . Acting Managing Director of the Niger Delta Development Commission, Daniel Pondei, appeared to faint as the House of Representatives committee on NDDC grilled him on Monday. The committee is in its fourth day of public hearing as it investigates alleged financial misappropriation at the agency. Pondei had been grilled for over an hour and when he slowly slumped over his desk, appearing too faint. Once he was spotted, several people present at the hearing rushed to his aid, propping him up and attempting to stabilise him, with the proceedings halted. He then appeared to be in a seizure with a man, holding open his mouth as others held him upright. After he appeared to regain and lose composure intermittently, he was moved out of the session. The development led to a brief discussion about the next step to take. A move to have the session adjourned was shouted before the Deputy Chairman of the Committee called for a 30-minute recess. Lawmakers investigating corruption allegations in the NDDC had on Friday summoned Pondei and the Minister of Niger Delta Affairs, Senator Godswill Akpabio, to appear before them today (Monday) as the country sought to understand how budgetary allocations to the agency had been spent. The controversy had seen strong allegations of corruption traded between the Minister and the former MD of the NDDC, Joi Nunei, who appeared before the lawmakers via Zoom on Friday. Credit: Channelstv

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And wht will the law maker heading the interrogation decide to step down? Was he threatened? was he reminded of something he had done that will be put out if he didn’t end his bid to continue with the interrogation and investigation? Was he bribed? Is he gaining from the corruption surrounding this case? should people and their backgrounds be checked gotta before putting them in charge of judging their corrupt lawmakers to avoid issues like this ? We have questions Nigerians.

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#political #Avengers : Gov. Wike physically rescues Former #NDDC MD Joy Nunieh from Police Siege

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These politicians are becoming even more fun than the entertainers of Nigeria themselves. These guys are forming groups and coming in with performances we can’t ignore.

Apparently after police descended on the former NDDC Managing Director’s house after targeting to arrest her for a while, Gov. Wike swoop in and physically saved the woman from the police. How is this appropriate to either Wike and the police? Apparently he is above the law and can interfer into a police cars because he is a Gov. Nigeria is just a place where the best dramas happen.

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#Savage: Nigerian Immigration Service disperses it’s #bopdaddychallenge female officers to all parts of the Country

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They were said to violated the NIS rules and regulations when they flaunted the uniform and cap in the bop daddy challenge by falz the bad guy. swipe left to watch the video.

Female Olympic Athletes did theirs too. watch below. how cute…

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#Shady: President Trump continues sending message to China even through All Asian reporters

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President Trump is just about the funniest President alive. others are actually boring to be honest. This video (below), it just about one of the funniest things I watched yesterday.

He got shady with that Asian reporter, asking her to go ask China her question. When she started insinuating he was speaking to her that way because she is Asian, he took cover quickly, and even transferred the aggression to an innocent reporter Kaitlan Collins whom he had early chosen to speak.

I find him incredibly entertaining 😂.. Watch the video and Read the explicit details from #guardiannigeria below. Wasn’t that just funny ? I like him in times like this..

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CNN White House correspondent Kaitlan Collins tries to ask her question of President Trump after he called on her on the heels of an exchange with CBS News correspondent Weijia Jiang (L) during a coronavirus briefing at the White House on Monday evening. ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ The US president refused to hear Collins' question, then ended and left the news conference. But on Tuesday, Trump appeared to seek to continue a confrontation with Jiang, writing on Twitter without offering evidence: “Asian Americans are VERY angry at what China has done to our Country, and the World. Chinese Americans are the most angry of all. I don’t blame them!”⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ At Monday’s briefing in the White House Rose Garden, Jiang asked the president why he continues to claim – wrongly – that the US is performing better than other countries in terms of testing for coronavirus.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ “Why does that matter?” asked the reporter, who was born in China and came to the US at the age of two. “Why is this a global competition when, every day, Americans are still losing their lives?”⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ “They’re losing their lives everywhere in the world,” Trump said. “And maybe that’s a question you should ask China. Don’t ask me, ask China that question, OK?”⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ The president called on another reporter but she paused as Jiang interjected: “Sir, why are you saying that to me, specifically?”⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ The president replied: “I am not saying it specifically to anybody. I am saying it to anybody who would ask a nasty question like that.”⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ The CBS reporter said: “That is not a nasty question.”⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Trump then abruptly ended the briefing, but his comment was condemned as racist by some commentators.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Trump has clashed with Jiang before, and has been widely criticised for attacking female reporters, women of colour among them.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Photo credit Kevin Lamarque/Reuters⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ #WhiteHouse #DonaldTrump #WeijiaJiang #KaitlanCollins #CBSNews #CNN #Faceoff #POTUS #News #TheGuardianNg⁣⁣

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Prominent Chinese Authority caught on camera denying the famous fact that #Coronavirus started from China, asks for prove

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You would think that Chinese people are super smart and incredibly put together when it comes to “less talk more work”, but in this video below, you will find the funniest (Even funnier than Trump’s public speeches) thing being said, and proving otherwise.

While the Chinese Authority is being confronted by the consulate of Nigeria in China, Mazi Anozue Maduabuchi over the consistent maltreatment of Nigerians in China for no reason other than their skin colour, reminding him that there are so many (not accountable number) of Chinese citizens both legally and illegally residing in Nigeria peacefully, doing their business both legitimate and illegitimately.

Why then are Nigerians attacked by this Asians who one would think are independent of other nations, but meanwhile, are right there in everybody’s country being dubious as well.

Watch this unintelligent fellow attempt to deny that know fact. dump guy loading below…

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Chinese officials over the maltreatment of Nigerians

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#Savage: #BillClinton says cheating on his wife with Monica Lewinsky was to relieve pressure

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Why did you take this long to accept, why did you even decide to accept it ? and who on Earth really cares what you did it for? This is one more Revelation and information the world would have done very fine without. Boredom sure brings out these unnecessary things. Want to make some extra cash and in the process reveal things you think will be catchy to the audience you need to watch and hold on to your ratings for some cash.

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ALEXX EKUBO reveals the type of #GOAT 🐐 his friends are

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Reposted from @alexxekubo  – My 2 Besties have been away for a while, Black Goat is in America doing omugwo, white Goat is in the east playing Ogbakiri in epic movie, I’m just here alone, (pls it’s important to note that when i call them Goat, i don’t mean Greatest Of All times, i mean Goat asin ASUN 🙄) I don’t know what to do with myself. If you want to be my bestie now is the time. VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!! APPLY WITHIN & WIN A CAMARO 🎉

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Man Calls Out Nigerian Caterers for using a dishing spoon too small for comfort at public events

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Credit to from @ticokitchen – This guy made my day eh @omahs.foodgallery this for sending this to me ❤️

Have watched this clip like 20 times and I laughed so hard all through …….Infact I am exalted from laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 My son have been checking up on me if I am okay each time he hears me laughing 😆😂.This is so hilarious eh .

 

But who invented this spoon sef really 😂😂😂😂I know it’s Lagos people 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️ @forevercfr This spoon cannot leave this country oooo 😂

 

#justforlaughs #ticokitchen – #regrann

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Fans weirded out by Iman Shumpert’s outfit to his Mother in-law’s 46th Birthday party

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For her mother’s 46th birthday that was an Essie’s 60s house party theme, Teyana seems to have deliberately forced her husband to make it a show time, as he was forced by her to put in n the most 60s outfit that has fans fedlign some kind of way. Still proud of her VB capability, Teyana is announcing to fans just how the way achieved. Poor Iman… 🤣😂🤣

Credit to from @teyanataylor – 😩😩😂😂😂😂😂 Iman was so mad at these shorts I made him wear for @nikkitaylor1234 aka Essie’s 60’s house party I personally liked them 😏lmfaoooo but Yo we had so much funnnnnnnn celebrating my mom over the weekend!! Everybody came, showed out with the outfits & and had a great time!! Happy bday mommyyyyyyy we love youuuuuu! 📸: @justxfred

Credit to from @nikkitaylor1234 (@get_regrann) – Ok, now the clock has struck 12am and it’s OFFICIALLY my BIRTHDAY!!!! Thanking God for Blessing me with another year of life!!!! S/B: I DO NOT smoke at all!! It just fit the party theme, definitely a prop lol #birthday #blessed #happy #funtimes #essies60shouseparty #iwouldhavebeendopeinthe60s😏 8/19 #leoseason #augustbaby #yungog #45plus1 📸📸 @justxfred – #regrann

Credit to from @teyanataylor (@get_regrann) – SCREAMINGGGGG Happy birthday to my favorite lady in the whole wide world @nikkitaylor1234 I love you! Forever my heart, forever my world, forever my lady❤️ P.S. mom does not smoke… it’s just a vintage cig for her 60’s themed party! Lol 📸: @justxfred – #regrann

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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