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While participating in the #howharddidaginghityou challenge, Kevin Hart realises he has an old man’s face and dark knuckles.

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from @kevinhart4real – #10yearchallenge 2009 vs 2019….this challenge has shown me that I simply have a old man’s face #FML #iHateThisChallenge ….I’M going to go sit my old face ass down somewhere 😂😂😂😂 ….why are my knuckles so damn dark😫😂

from @kevinhart4real – In theaters everywhere NOOOOOOOOOOW. #TheUpside #NowPlaying

from @kevinhart4real – I went back to the low hair for the new year #ComedicRockStarShit #DopePic

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The Black Nations Gear up for an Epic Comedy said to drop 4.12.19

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You do know that when Regina Hall, Issa Rae and little Diane (from blackish character name)  team  up for any comedy, anyone at all, then it is bound to be epic right?  The epic trailer alone, which was made public today, has risen so many anticipations for the movie, as fans and friends alike await the release date.

We all know that the three young women have proven themselves strong in the comedy world, along side the black men who have given them an opportunity, it is no news that this one will not be any different from them, if history resists to fail us.

They are literally impressing the life out of their fans. The  producer of some award winning comedy movies  like Girls Trip and NigHT School, have brought forth “Little ”  watch thrailer.

 

 

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Kevin Hart and his guys begin a “Plastic Cup Boyz Car Club”

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@kevinhart4real – Yup…We are officially getting a old…Me & my guys started a car club 😂😂😂😂 We are the “Plastic Cup Boyz Car Club”….we are getting jackets and hats and gloves with no finger tips….Old man fun 😂😂😂 We drink coffee and talk cars on sundays #PlasticCupBoyCarClub #SundayFunday ….We are missing @naimlynn & @kevinkwan327 from this photo & we had to crop our good friend @thedavidaarnold out of the pic. We love u tho Dave 😂😂😂

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Unlike the soldiers 190 Nigerian Policemen Deployed to tackle Boko Haram, Flee From Training ground.

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We are just now realising that while  there may not be the use of the word “NO” in the Nigerian Army, there definitely is a no, a run away, and a fuck it,  in the Nigeria Police force.

without shame or any intention to die for their country at a very unnecessary predicament, a startling hundred and ninety policemen being mobilized and trained  for the war against Boko Haram, have fled from the Nigerian Army Special Forces Training School in Buni Yadi, Yobe State, reports indicate.

The Force Headquarters, Abuja, has now ordered their arrest and prosecution of almost two century worth policemen.

The fleeing officers, who have now been declared wanted, were amongst the 2,000 additional police officers recently drafted by Inspector-General Ibrahim Idris to complement the efforts of the military against rampaging terrorists in the volatile North-east.

The officers did not submit their arms, ammunition and other official equipment in their possession when they fled, introducing a serious security threat to their abscondment, because they might use them illegally and unsupervised. This site disturbing and funny at the same damn time. It seems time will soon come for the owner so the Boko Haram group to call them to order by themselves.

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Breaking: Star Wars’ John Boyega’s past catches up with him as he gets arrested.

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We always hope we can go places quietly and get out just the same. We always home that what we call secret, remains  secret and hidden. But when the whole world knows your secrets and past, it is even most difficult to have it in anyway hidden.  John Boyega is in the best position to explain that.

From @johnboyega – Enjoying my Christmas weekend in @disneylandparis but my past caught up with me! Arrested by the first order….. again

 

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San Francisco puts up a Billboard suggesting Trump resigns

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@comiclonilove – This is currently being projected on to the Powell Street train station entrance in San Francisco.

I guess they don’t only speak, they are acting their wants and preference,and placing themselves as the Presidential advisers.  You all know nothing really gets to thatan right? And the last thing that will get to him hasn’t been found yet. He is a tough cookie guys, let him be.

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Shocking: All members of a Burundian musical group runaway while in Switzerland to perform at Swiss folk festival.

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The embarrassing disappearing act of  these Africans keep getting worse, with one more plot carried out. Just as every member of a 28-strong group of Burundian musicians disappear during a trip to a Swiss folk festival in Switzerland . As invited to perform due to their recognition, the performers gave the host a reason to regret their extended hand of Patriotism.

The performers were in awe to make an international trip to showcase their talent which clearly wasn’t  their priority, while happily getting ready without the host country knowing what other idea they were nurtured at the back of their desperate minds on arrival.

The performers had arrived in Switzerland from Burundi on a three-month Schengen tourist visa ahead of the event in the city of Fribourg.

But only 14 of them arrived at the festival and by their final show, just three were left with the others having disappeared. The remaining three then went missing after the event, according to local reports.

Festival chairman Jean-Pierre Gauch said: ‘We do not know where they went.

The members of the group had reportedly told the festival organisers that they were repressed and persecuted in their home country.

Gauch said: ‘We told police that they might have filed for asylum.’ 

He added that it is ‘important for us to show that taking part in the festival is not a ticket to Europe’, but added that ‘we do not monitor our guests’.

Swiss State Secretariat for Migration (SEM) Spokeswoman Emmanuelle Jaquet von Sury said that as long as their visa is valid the Burundians can move freely through the Schengen area.

She said: ‘If the police or the border guards inspect one of the people and they still have a valid visa, nothing happens. Only for an illegal stay do the police or the border guard draw up a report and inform the migration authorities.’

Jaquet von Sury said that most of the time, people in such cases eventually appear again to file for asylum.

It is not the first time invited guests have disappeared in Switzerland.

Last April, two Algerian sportsmen who were set to compete in a tournament disappeared after their arrival at the airport in Geneva.

Pic Shows: The Burundian drums and dance act during the Fribourg Folklore Festival;nnTwenty eight members of an African musical group which performed at a folk festival in Europe have disappeared with authorities fearing they want to stay illegally.nnThe group from the African country of Burundi arrived in Switzerland on a three-month-long Schengen Tourist Visa which allowed them to perform at the international folklore festival in the Swiss city of Fribourg.nnAfter the group arrived in Europe an increasing number of their members started to disappear suddenly.nnThe group originally counted 28 men and women, but only 14 of them arrived in Fribourg as the others immediately disappeared after they were stamped into the Schengen zone.nnDuring the final show of the folklore festival only three Burundians were left as all the others had disappeared and the three who performed then went missing after the show.nnFestival chairman Jean-Pierre Gauch said: “We do not know where they went.”nnThe members of the group told the festival organisers that they were repressed and persecuted in their home country.nnGauch said: “We told police that they might have filed for asylum.”nnGauch added that it is “important for us to show that taking part in the festival is not a ticket to Europe”, but added that “we do not monitor our guests.”nnSwiss State Secretariat for Migration (SEM) Spokeswoman Emmanuelle Jaquet von Sury said that as long as their visa is valid the Burundians can move freely through the Schengen area.nnShe said: “If the police or the border guards inspect one of the people and they still have a valid visa, nothing happens. Only for an illegal stay do the police or the border guard draw up a report and inform the migration authorities.”Jaquet von Sury said that most of the time, people in such cases eventually appear again to file for asylum. It is not the first time invited guests have disappeared in Switzerland. Last April, two Algerian sportsmen who were set to compete in a tournament disappeared after their arrival at the airport in Geneva. In 2005, 29 participants of a youth music festival in Zurich disappeared.nnThe Fribourg folkloric festival also has their own disappearance experiences, as twenty years ago an entire group from Morocco disappeared.
Shocking: All members of a Burundian musical group runaway while in Switzerland to perform at Swiss folk festival.
Shocking: All members of a Burundian musical group runaway while in Switzerland to perform at Swiss folk festival.
SOURCE : dailymailonline
Shocking: All members of a Burundian musical group runaway while in Switzerland to perform at Swiss folk festival.

 

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Photo of a ‘Drunk’ Bridesmaid with a Bucket around Her Neck goes viral.

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A photograph of a bridesmaid being carried to her room with her head in a sick bucket has swept social media – with many saying they can relate.The image shows an unnamed woman wearing a pale pink dress being carried into a lift by a fellow wedding guest, while a bucket dangles from her head. .

The picture was shared on Facebook by wedding venue dressers Woodyatt Warner -based in Sale, Greater Manchester – who commented: ‘Novel way to get a Bridesmaid to her room without her vomiting everywhere.’ It is not clear where the photograph was originally taken.
Many praised the ‘genius’ technique, with one simply commenting: ‘That’s brilliant.’

Via : Mezieblog

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Pranksters plant marijuana in Wyoming city’s flower pots.

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Humour of a high man cane to town as a group of City workers in Wyoming were surprised when they found a special  green plant growing out from inside the community pots of plant. They literally found a pot in a pot.

The city of Powell, Wyoming, is home to some cheeky pranksters, who are suppose to be funny. But clearly love  the green plants that they seem to have planted marijuana seeds in city-owned flower pots this spring. City workers then unknowingly cared for the plants, The Powell Tribune reports, causing the plant to grow out healthy and green to the knowledge of the city men and women.

Parks and Recreation staff noticed the slender deep green leaved distinct plant  last month while tending to the pots. One planter with flourishing pot plants was even close to the police station, the Tribune reports.

According to CBS, City Parks and Recreation Superintendent Del Barton said employees weeded two suspicious plants and brought them to local police. Another plant was found a few days later. And Barton said workers believe there could be others.

Police Chief Roy Eckerdt told the Tribune the surprise plants are “somebody’s sense of humor.” When Eckerdt learned of the planters’ extra special greenery, he quickly examined the pots outside the police station for marijuana. Well done guys, so what now? You harvest or destroy it? Is this funny?  I would love to know..

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Guess who declared himself the hottest African alive in the U.S??

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When things like this happen, you simply let it be. We all are going to somethings in our lives and we should sometimes  be allowed to make such declarations so we can feel good about ourselves.

Now guess who made that declaration? None other.

 

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Venezuela money so worthless they use the paper note to make Art and craft.

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Following the drastic fall of the oil price in venezuela along the same with Nigeria’s  years ago, The Country has not recovered from the fall, while Nigeria moved on . Now the situation is worsening,  and has in fact reached an all time low. With the currency so worthless, the bass were maid with huge sum of worthless note that would have gotten up to 100s of thousands,  but the reverse is the case.

sametime with Nigetia, The Venezuelan Bolívar has become so worthless that artisans now imbue it with a sense of value by using it to make purses. .

According to MiamiHerald, Venezuela’s national legal tender is so worthless that the minimum wage is far lower than the price of a bottle of Coca-Cola. .

As such, artisans have taken to turning the colorful Bolívar bills into a purse than to spend them on a purse — or on anything else. .

The Bolívar Alvaro Rivera and other artisans in one Colombian town along the Venezuelan border are using the once mighty Bolívar as raw material to make handbags, bird sculptures and other intriguing objects. .

The largest handbag Rivera sells on the streets of Cucuta is painstakingly woven from 1,000 individual bills totaling 100,000 Bolívares. The value of that cash at money exchange houses in Cucuta is 17 cents. .

The bag, on the other hand, sells for $13. “The price of the work has nothing to do with how many bills I use,” Rivera said. “What I’m selling is the art.” .

Venezuela’s economic collapse has been so deep that it plays out in ways that defy the imagination. The Central Bank has stopped publishing most economic data, but Venezuela’s congress says annual inflation hit 24,600% in May. .

Consequently, as prices of goods and commodities have soared, wages and the currency haven’t kept pace. While goods in dollar terms are cheap in Venezuela, those earning Bolívares can no longer afford the basics. .

To feed a family of five for a month costs 20 times the monthly minimum wage. The crisis is forcing millions of people to flee the country, often to neighboring Colombia, to escape hunger and get their hands on any currency other than the Bolívar.

Via:instablog9ja

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Toyin Lawani calls out Fan who tagged her Car generousity towards Nina ‘suspicious’

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From Tiannahsplaceempire:

Learn to support each other,Not hate,I hate replying trolls or low lives on social media,cause most people just want to use me to trend their business,Blogs or hustle,so I ignore them,I’m too classy for most of this ish,Too many negative post on me all the time😘But like my mom says that means you are doing something they can’t,they will be Quick to post gossip but ask you to pay to post your good works,Too Busy Running Over 30businesses and feeding my two kids,But when an honest gesture turns to stupid comments it’s so irritating,so you honestly don’t believe there are people out there ,who help without expecting anything back?then you have not met the right people,some would even be ungrateful after ,but it shouldn’t stop you from helping people,cause the next person might not be like the last person you helped,maybe I should have collected all the peoples lives I changed back and hold them by the neck for helping them🤷‍♀️some will even publicly insult you after helping them,well it’s not my style,not even my style to rant about how many things I’ve done for this or that,the stars you worship today I made some of them and you don’t see me talking about them,when you help,you get it back in 10 folds,try it it works, @nina_ivy_ Baby girl enjoy your car,it’s in your name and no strings attached,you have been wanting it since Inside the Bigbrother house and God made it happen for you,not man 💋This is just the beginning,keep focusing on your Goals and grow a thick skin like I and our life coach @lailasmd told you,that’s the fastest way to success,you can’t please the world,some will hate you and they won’t even know you deep down,that’s the price you pay for success Atimes,Remember success is not transmitted disease,you have to work hard for it and put in extra hours,you are on your way to the top ,Entrepreneurship needs focus so pls ignore the negative noise and embrace only the positive,stay blessed.To learn more about me ,Go and watch @tiannahsempirerealitytvshow Via @Ebonylife #dstv165 .from the King of All Queens #TheserialEntreprenuer
#Businessmogul
#fashionmogul
#fashionGoddess
#Atmfashionista
#fashionicon
#ThemasterofAllstylistDesigners 👑

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Kevin Hart seriously fires back at Dwayne Johnson.

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With the era of baby jabs rising upon us, Dwayne and Kevin are both taking it to a new funny level with each other.  Both involving their baby’s faces and then infusing their friend’s face to it. The funny fact that they are trying to out do each other is making their fans come for more. They are not here to stop it though. With their creativity relationship getting stronger,  the duo seem to be doing justs fine with their personal and money making life. Following Dwayne first jabs, Kevin has made a come back with his own son and with Dwayne’s face. He posted the photo with the really long caption which read.

 from @kevinhart4real – Long talk with this little big jackass last night about the business & how hard we work & setting new goals for ourselves and also making 2018 possibly our biggest year yet. He got so excited because we started talking about Jumanji 2 & doing another movie together that I had to pop him in the mouth and tell him to shut the fuck up! The bottom line his that Kids will be Kids….I’m taking him to Disney land today to apologize. Good morning world HAPPY TUESDAY 😂😂😂😂 #HardestWorkersInTheRoom #MyGuy #TheInternetIsUndefeated ….He’s also a slobbering baby which is annoying as hell…I think it’s the protein shakes 😂😂😂 ….Also my post is funnier because you can tell that I just smacked the shit out of him in this photo. He’s also the first baby born in the world with grey hair. We are going to make a shit load of money together #HeWontStopDinkingMilk #HisNickNameIsBabyBigHead 😂😂😂 #Revenge 😂😂 

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Dwayne ‘The rock’ Johnson takes a quick jab at his friend Kevin Hart.

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The two movie making friends and colleagues (Kevin and Dwayne) who have been known to be involved in more movies than most Hollywood couples, have decided to throw jabs at each other in amusement.

While both were just recently made Dad for the third time each, they are both using their third kids as a link to throw jabs at each other.

Dwayne who recently welcomed his third daughter a week ago,  as in attempt to go all out on Kevin, replaced the face of his new born, with that of his friend and colleague Kevin Hart.

He posted the photo with a funny caption that has his fans laughing hard.

from @therock – To my beloved son,
@kevinhart4real
Twinkle Twinkle little Hart
I just don’t know where to start
Daddy will always love and protect your tiny little soul
Even though you were delivered directly out of the butthole.
#Shhhh #JustShutYourLittleMouth #AndGoNightNight #OnDaddysPecMeat 

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The Duke of Cambridge battles sleep in a public gathering.

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Following the birth of third baby added to two others , duty to the people, and attendance to events, Prince William is having little or no time to sleep. He is seen by @people battling but losing the urge to sleep in a public event, while sister in law to be Meghan looked straight.

Please, you guys should let him have some rest next time. He just had a baby.

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