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Insulting: “Monkey carted away N70 million in senators’ farm house – Shehu Sani . .

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In the recent happening, that a group of so called diabolical land animals have left the foods  they have always been known to eat since the start of existence, and started consuming money meant for very important things in Nigeria, a certain senator is losing it with all those tales. As unbearable as the story was, he was the only senator who was caring enough to pay a significant visit to Jamb office, with snake charmer and venom, when they had a staff claim that a snake had swallowed the sum of N36million. That same Senator  Shehu Sani has given some insights into why Sen. Abdullahi Adamu was removed as chairman Northern Senators Forum. .

Mr. Sani disclosed that about N70 million belonging to the group was claimed to have been carted away by monkeys in a farm house, as monkeys now preferred to feed on money than banana.

Adamu’s removal was announced in a letter read by the presiding officer, Ike Ekweremadu, shortly before the end of the plenary on Wednesday, after they assume that he has been converging  the same meeting with the snake story phenomena.

Make it stop
Make it stop

The letter signed by the forum’s Public Relations Officer, Dino Melaye, noted that Mr. Adamu was removed for ‘financial mismanagement and misadministration.’ a.k.a being a big theif for those who can’t understand the whole big words.

Responding to questions on why the senator was removed, Mr. Sani said the financial mismanagement borders on a N70 million belonging to the forum. He said the money was rumoured to have been carted away by monkeys in a farm house. .

“There are some things some of my colleagues will not say but I’m not used to holding back. When we assumed office, Senator Ahmed Lawan tendered the sum of N70 million to the 8t Senate. .
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That N70 million was money gathered from the 7th Senate. It was handed over to northern senators of 8th Senate. .
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The rumors going round, which I don’t know whether it’s true but I believe other senators know, is the fact that there were allegations that some monkeys raided the farm house of some of the executives of the northern senators forum and carted away some of these money. .
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I think, this country is becoming a huge joke. First of all, it was the rodents that drove away the president and then we now have snakes consuming about N36 million and now we have monkeys raiding farm house. So, they don’t want this to be said but I believe that we should be very clear.”

why is ‘removal’ and ‘suspension’for monkey and snake money theft respectively,  the punishment for this sort of criminal activities? Will he be chilling and smiling at home instead of being questioned by the law enforcement ? You senators are the group of people we put our trust in, even though we have been disappointed more times than normal, and we seem to know better. But we expect you to actually use one person as a scape goat, now that the whole country is watching how you will handing this Animal Kingdom insult, used by humans.

Whatb else are we to expect from these kind of story tellers? A cat is probably the next, since they are good theives. What about a dog? Please stop this Animal kingdom lies.

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